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It’s Official: The Butler’s Days are Numbered

Scram Jeeves – the Monsieur drink machine will handle all the orders from here on out. And yeah, there’s an app for that.

Push a few buttons, or call ahead with your order – the automatic Monsieur drink machine is ready to take the edge off.

Browse the menu of nearly 300 popular cocktails it can make (depends on the model you get), select the strength setting (lightweight, normal, or boss), and in just a few beeps, boops and seconds, your cocktail is waiting on deck, perfectly made.

That’s some real Captain Kirk stuff right there, eh?

The Monsieur drink machine comes pre-loaded with 12 different theme packages each containing about 25 drinks in each theme. Theme packages include: Modern, Tiki Bar, Sports Bar, Cigar Bar, Irish Pub, Cinco De Mayo, Classic, Girl’s Night Out, Happy Holidays, Mardi Gras, Non-Alcoholic, Modern.

Whether you are at home, in the hotel lobby, at an office happy hour or relaxing by the pool, you can use the accompanying Monsieur mobile app to request your drink on any smartphone. And you can share what you thought of drink with all of your friends. And trust us – if you get this thing, you’re gonna have a lot of friends…

The Monsieur drink machine hooks into your wifi, and has the cyber power to remember your routines and preferences. It recognizes when you come home, as your smartphone joins to the network, and offers to pour you your usual. If you’re not home by your normal time, it will text you to ask if you’ve had a hard day and would you like a stiffer drink? If it detects another person trying to connect to the wifi, it will offer to pour a second drink for your guest.

So you’re ready to go all Don Draper and hit the GO button…have a seat. The bad news is, Monsieur isn’t cheap. At all. The Monsieur Mini with 4 pumps (and thus, limited menu) will be going for $1999. The regular production model? A head-spinning $2699.99 (it does come with free shipping, however).

Can you pay that tab? Well then, bottoms up!